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North Florida Writers * July 2005
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In this issue:
June Weltman to Speak in July to NFW Members
Things I Wish Writers Didn't Tell Me -- Joyce Davidson
Quotes from a Writer's Quill -- Anna Held Audett
Book Review: "Who Waves the Baton" by Carolee Ackerson Bertisch -- Howard Denson
A Rant about "Greatest Ever" Articles -- Howard Denson
Writers Born in July
Calendar of Events
JUNE WELTMAN TO SPEAK IN JULY TO N.F.W. MEMBERS
She holds a bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of
Illinois and a master's degree from Georgetown University. She has taught
journalism classes at American
THINGS I WISH WRITERS DIDN'T TELL ME
WHO WAVES THE BATON? -- CAROLEE ACKERSON BERTISCH (Clifton, Fla.: Hedgehog P, 100 pp., $9.95)
A subtitle on the cover identifies this collection of poetry and prose as "musings about nature, marshmallow, and mountain ranges." The author is Carolee Ackerson Bertisch of Ponte Vedra Beach. Formerly she was the English facilitator and writing coordinator for the Rye Neck School District in Westchester County, N.Y.
In an introduction, poet Sharon Scholl says of the "bold" pieces that they "are personal and provocative; they amuse, charm, inform, and reveal."
The four parts of the collection include "Rhythms," "Modulations," "Motifs," and "Counterpoints. The poems, short stories, or articles have a notable quality. They are written without sentimentality or cliches.
Vermont figures in several poems and fine photographs (the latter by Gerald Bertisch). For example, "Common Ground" won the 1998 poetry prize for FCCJ North Campus' September Fest for Writers. The poem provide images of "A tender moment of faith / in the Common Ground Cafe, / Brattleboro, Vermont." The poem "In Vermont" describes the a trip to the "top of Cooper Hill / up to the rim of the world," including a "shaft of light beaming / through the window / in a Vermeer," the experience being more meaninful because she has "my grandchild's / hand in mine as we / travel down the road."
Her poems also paint a picture of New York, especially the post-9/11 experience; Montana and the American West; Tuscany; and other sites.
The title of the collection comes from "Lagoon Chorus," which describes how at dusk ". . .an invisible signal / goes out to all, / Raucous quacking / begins to mount, / reverberates when tree frogs / join the chorus." When there is suddenly total silence, the poet wonders, "Who waves the baton / out there?"
Running throughout the collection is an emphasis on family. Here a poet can run the risk of sentimentality or sappiness, if the topic is a happy one, or bitterness, if the poems are a way to retaliate against filial transgressors. Thankfully, Ms. Bertisch's pieces let us see her friends and relatives clearly.
Who Waves the Baton? is well worth reading. -- Howard Denson
A RANT ABOUT "GREATEST EVER" ARTICLES
By HOWARD DENSON
One disadvantage of having reporters who are 22 to 28 years old is that they frequently produce some terribly naive and short-sighted pieces. (Oh, you ask, did I do the same when I was a reporter of that age? Absolutely not. The editors knew I was a devious smart-mouth and wouldn't even let me refer to Pismo Beach in a piece, lest the Pismo be vulgar usage for "Piss More." Good Lord, would I do something like that?)
Sometimes it's not a single reporter who's out of line: It's a poll asking who was the "greatest" in America history or the greatest in films or television.
One article asked who was the greatest ever child star, and they polled individuals who lacked the memory of sand-fleas. As No. 1, they came up with (get this now) Gary Coleman, who made the covers of TV Guide and ran for California during the recent California recall. I believe the Home Alone child actor came in second.
I would think that, regardless of the child star, you should consider (a) the length of time he or she was performing, (b) the degree of talent that the actor had, (c) the star's adult performing career, and (d) any additional meritorious service or contributions.
Okay, hop to it and add up the candidates using those criteria.
Now, time's up. Of course, the winner is Shirley Temple. She is No. 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 on any list. Her performing career lasted from the time she was three or four years old to the time she was a young woman. When television came along, all of her films were introduced to another generation and then another. As an adult, she became an ambassador under Republican administrations and served in various capacities with the United Nations.
Second and third in impact from the silent and early talkies were Jackie Coogan and Jackie Cooper. Even so, their work was eclipsed by a kid named Mickey Rooney, who perhaps is still performing in his 80s. His public service perhaps was lacking, unless you count his number of wives. Someone had to marry Ava Gardner.
Worthy of high marks on such a list are Roddy McDowell, a little girl named Elizabeth Taylor (what ever happened to her?), Margaret O'Sullivan (in the 1940s Little Women), Patty Duke (an Oscar winner for young Helen Keller in The Miracle Worker), Tatum O'Neal, and Jodie Foster.
Collectively, the Little Rascals have individuals who have stuck in our cultural consciousness, whether Spanky McFarland or the actors playing Alfalfa or Buckwheat.
If the Little Rascals aren't giants, they certainly contributed as much to comedy as, say, Gary Coleman.
QUOTE FROM A WRITER'S QUILL
What you have to do now is work. There's no right way to start.
-- Anna Held Audett
WRITERS BORN IN JULY
1--George Sand (1804), James M. Cain (1892), Jean Stafford (1915); 2--Hermann Hesse (1877); 3--Charlotte Perkins Gilman (1860), Franz Kafka (1883), M.F.K. Fisher (1908), and Tom Stoppard (1937); 4--Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804), Ann Landers (1918), and Abigail Van Buren (1918); 6--Karl Gustaf Verner von Heidenstam (1859); 7--Robert Heinlein (1907); 9--Joseph Cowen (1831), Barbara Cartland (1901) and Oliver Sachs (1933); 10--Robert Chambers (1802), Marcel Proust (1871), and Alice Munro (1931); 11--Thomas Bowdler (1754), E. B. White (1899), and Harold Bloom (1930); 12--Edward Benlowes (1602), Henry David Thoreau (1817), and Pablo Neruda (1904); 13--Wole Soyinka (1934); 14--Irving Stone (1903), Isaac Bashevis Singer (1904), Woody Guthrie (1912), and Natalie Ginzburg (1916); 15--Robert Conquest (1917) and Iris Murdoch (1919); 16--Anita Brookner (1928); 17--Richard Carew (1555), William John Courthope (1842), Jakob Christoph Heer (1859), Samuel Joseph Agnon (1888), Erle Stanley Gardner (1889) and James Purdy (1923); 18--William Makepeace Thackeray (1811), S. I. Hayakawa (1906), and Margaret Laurence (1926); 19--Heinrich Christian Boie (1744), Herman Bahr (1863), E. P. Snow (1905), Joseph Hansen (1923), Dom Moraess (1938), and Jayne Anne Phillips (1952); 20--Connie McCarthy (1933); 21--Al-Bukhari (810), Frances Parkinson Keyes (1885), Hart Crane (1899), Ernest Hemingway (1899), A. D. Hope (1907), John Gardner (1933), Tess Gallagher (1943), and Buchi Emescheta (1944); 22--Stephen Vincent Benét (1898) and Tom Robbins (1936); 23--Raymond Chandler (1888); 24--John D. MacDonald (1916); 25--David Belasco (1853); 26--George Bernard Shaw (1856), Carl Jung (1875), Aldous Huxley (1894), and Robert Graves (1895); 27--Thomas Campbell (1777), Giosue Carducci (1835), Hilaire Belloc (1870), Joseph Mitchell (1908) and Bharati Mukherjee (1940); 28--Beatrix Potter (1866), Malcolm Lowry (1909), John Ashbery (1927), and William T. Vollmann (1959); 29--Booth Tarkington (1869), Don Marquis (1878), and Stanley Kunitz (1905);
30--Emily Brontë (1818), Oliver Optic (William Taylor Adam) (1822), Gaston Calmette (1858), Jean Jacques Bernard (1888), William Gass (1924), and Alexander Trocchi (1925); 31--Elizabeth Wurtzel (1967).
CALENDAR OF EVENTS
Meetings of NFW are held on the second Saturday of the month at 2 p.m. on the Kent Campus of Florida Community College of Jacksonville. We generally meet in F128B (auditorium conference room).
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July 9: June Weltman, The Mystery of the Missing Candlestick
Aug. 13: Robert Fulton Jr., But You Know What I Mean!
Sept. 10: Critiques only
Oct. 8: Karen Harvey, Ghosts of St. Augustine
Nov. 12: Critiques only
Dec. 10: Lillian Brown, Banned in Boston
Past speakers have included novelists Jack Hunter, David Poyer, Page Edwards, Ruth Coe Chambers, William Kerr, Tom Lashley; poets, William Slaughter, Mary Baron, Mary Sue Koeppel,
Dorothy Fletcher, George Gilpatrick; columnists Vic Smith, Tom Ivines, and Robert Blade; editors Buford Brinlee and Nan Ramey; agent Debbie Fine; magazine editor Sara Summers; medical writers
Elizabeth Tate and Michael Pranzatelli; oral historian Robert Gentry; plus many others.
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